My best friend after I broke down last night (via snooty-fox)
i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life
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Never sharing a small bed again with a big blonde man and a big blonde dog. Because: 1. Both snore and 2. One of them slept on top of me (not in a good way) #verysore.